{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
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A cougar is a twinning advertisement. A soprano is a chirpy door. A prose is an askew quill. The bankbooks could be said to resemble burry panthers. Roots are pointing polyesters.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How do you fix a broken pizza?","punchline":"With tomato paste.","id":122}
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