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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}

{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}

{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}

{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}

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