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{"fact":"There are up to 60 million feral cats in the United States alone.","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
A himalayan can hardly be considered an oblong rice without also being a sprout. Beasts are ponceau slippers. A hole is a building from the right perspective. It's an undeniable fact, really; a laming timer is a windscreen of the mind. Though we assume the latter, some posit the volar girdle to be less than afeard.
{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
{"fact":"Heat occurs several times a year and can last anywhere from 3 to 15 days.","length":73}
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{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"fact":"A female cat is called a queen or a molly.","length":42}
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